AI Site Roaster

Let AI roast your slow website. Brutally funny, painfully accurate. Share the laughs, fix the problems.

How It Works

Enter URL

Drop in any website URL you want roasted

AI Analyzes

We measure real speed data and feed it to AI

Get Roasted

Receive a brutally funny (but accurate) takedown

Disclaimer: This tool is for entertainment and education. We roast the speed, not your business. All metrics are real data from Google PageSpeed Insights.

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